Watch Falling Snow Sign (Photo credits: www.mysafetysign.com) |
Cover of Black Spring |
As
the winter turns slowly into spring, we have been confronted in Montreal with
piles of black snow, and try as I might, I have been unable so far to convince
the friend with whom I am now living that this is a natural physiological
phenomenon at this time of year.
I
have told her time after time that black snow usually falls during the night,
but no matter how often I tell her this, the fact is she has been so brainwashed
by the idea drummed into her from her childhood that the whiteness of snow
represents some kind of symbol for purity, that she just cannot get her head
around the idea that black snow actually falls in that form, and has been so
seldom seen falling simply because it is normally a nighttime pheneomenon.
Personally
of course, since I have travelled all over the northern parts of Canada, I have
had the privilege of witnessing a black snowfall several times.
My
friend does not come from a northern country, but has been living in the
southern Mediterranean area for almost half a century. In the town she has called home during these
many years, they have, of course, once or twice had falls of snow, white snow,
as usual during the day, which has given rise to immense excitement especially
among the children. Also, as in other parts of the Mediterranean, she lives not
far from high mountains, on the top of which every year, some snow appears in
its customary crisp whiteness.
The
fact that many books have been written which indicate the existence of black
snow --- I am thinking of titles like Black
Spring (from Henry Miller, always a reliable guide to the dark forces), Black Imprisoned in US, (although this one
may not in fact deal with the blackness of snow so much as the blackness of
humanity), and various others that are not far away on the edge of my mind.
My
friend thinks of snow as something which, newly fallen, one can throw oneself
into playfully and joyously; and I have had to restrain her from doing the same
thing with the piles of inviting black snow that have been lying around in
recent days, warning her that evil foreigners have undertaken a campaign to
increase the
amount
of black snow falling on capitalist countries by shooting into the air from
drone aircraft their recently developed
chemicals, their long term aim being to undermine the health of our people, and
the good functioning of our industrial machine. In fact, this has become such a
threat to our way of life that the Canadian government has set up a special
body given the task of combatting this extremely dangerous new development,
which it is conservatively estimated could cost us a reduction of 0.5 per cent
of our production every year. But one thing my friend has been unable to deny is that she has
awakened on several recent mornings to a world full of piles of black snow that
seems to have arrived overnight.
This
discovery that the problem has been worsened by foreign plotters accounts for
the recent worsening in relations between the West and some of the more
powerful countries that have so far spurned
the North American scientific superiority that has placed us in such a strong position
geopolitically.
We
are all hoping that the younger generation can be persuaded --- as my 80 year
old friend has not --- to collaborate in leaving the black snow, which is automatically
biodegradable, to find its own equilibrium.
Meantime,
anyone who has photos of black snow actually falling has been requested to send
them to our Prime Minister.
As I think I may have mentioned to you previously: growing up in Arvida I did not know (thanks to Alcan) that snow was white until I went away to college! (I exaggerate, but still.)
ReplyDelete